I'm ridiculous, making a new one after two failed attempts. By why am I telling myself this, I already know this, I already know what I'm going to type, so why reread it? You're not here. Whoever's reading this is only a figment of my empty abyss.
Phhilthy huumuns on this...this...pathetic planet of dirt, meats, and [*shudders and hisses*] water. I will distroy all of you with my mighty hands, crumple you like paper, toss you aside for good.
To the shit-head who took my last two accounts:
May you be first for my hand to strike. Just turn the other cheek afterwards, alright? Bow before EVE'S awesome power! Filthy dirt-bags... You will all b